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Two Prawns

Two prawns Tristan and Christian have just swum into a cave after being chased by the local bullying shark.

Tristan said to his friend Christian, “if only I could become a shark, I would put a stop to all this bullying.”

Whilst he was talking an Octopus overheard what was being said. He told Tristan that just beyond the reef he could find the huge, Cod and he would grant him his wish.

As soon as the shark buggered off; Tristan rushed out to look for the huge Cod. Eventually he found it, and the huge Cod granted him his wish.

Within no tim; Tristan the prawn became, "Tristan the Shark!! "

Tristan the shark thought he would go and show his friend what has happened and rushed back to the cave.

As soon as Christian saw the shark he locked and barred the entrance to the cave. No matter how much Tristan the shark pleaded and promised he would never hurt his friend, Christian would not let Tristan in, or even talk to him.

After several days of swimming around all alone, Tristan was feeling very lonely as each time he approached all of the other fish, they swam off terrified.

Tristan was not happy. Then he thought of the huge Cod that had granted him his wish, and sped back and begged the Cod to return him to his original state.

Within minutes he was back to his old self and rushed back to show his friend.

When he got back to the cave he knocked on the door and asked to speak to his friend, but no one would trust him, so he said in his loudest voice.

“It's me Tristan, I went and found Cod and now, I am a prawn again Christian.”

 
 
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