Never Lie to your mam

A young man called Bob invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, she couldn't help but notice how handsome Bob's flatmate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Bob and his flat-mate than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Bob volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you mother, we are just flat-mates."

About a week later, Rod came to Bob saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure." said Bob.

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love Bob

Several days later Bob received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Rod, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Rod, but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love Mum

The moral of the story is:
DON'T EVER LIE TO YOUR MAMA !! (She always, ALWAYS, finds out!!)