Some Memories of My Muvva

When my prayers were early said
Who tucked me in my lickle bed
and slapped my bum 'till it was Red.

My Muvva

Who lifted me from my cosy cot
and sat me on an ice-cold pot
and made me pee when I could not.

My Muvva

And when the morning light
did come and
in my crib I dribbled some
Who wiped my tiny lickle bum

My Muvva

And who did my hair so neatly part
and pressed me gently to her heart
and some times squeezed 'till I did Fart

My Muvva!!